English in Hot Soup

 I had a good laugh yesterday at about this same time ;7pm chaiii. in fact when I think about it, I still feel like laughing 🤣🤣🤣.

These children won’t kill person. As a teacher of English nsu dier anka English is not a problem o but since I became a mother I realized that you don’t need to be a kob)l) (truant) or school dropout to speak bad English. Having these kidz alone is enough.They can make me speak English like no one’s business especially when I am angry, the English loses self control and comes out somersaulting 😜 

So yesterday I was bathing my son(3yrs) to get us ready for evening service, me naa I was already late and he too he was doing shakara. when I try pouring water on his head, he will tilt his head to one side and escape the water, when I follow his head with the water, he will again dodge, the thing angry me and the African mother in me was awaken, you know the screaming distin😜Before I could think of the Content, Organization, Mechanical accuracy of the Expression nu it was too late, the words dashed out of my mouth with speed. I was like;

You too put your head at one place la. Eish 🙆🏾‍♀️

The moment the words landed p3 me naaa I knew I had killed the Queen of England. For a moment I stopped bathing for him and I laughed so hard and long 🤣. Then I remembered what this same guy had made opana say in the morning., some Ga English bi o, he was like;

Come and come and pass and go and go and bath 🤣🤣🤣… asualapaaaa 

England!! we are sorry 🤣🤣🤣🤣